UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!
Ok, I just had to get that out. I started a cleanse today. I'm following a program out of the book "Clean" by Alejandro Junger.
Now, bearing in mind that I'm in no mood to discuss anything because I'm having a really hard time not jumping out of my skin, you can decide weather or not you want to take the intrepid journey into my world right now.
I really can't be bothered to go into depth or explain anything as this moment. Suffice it to say, my body is going through withdrawals and I'm not handling it with much grace.
Thank dear baby Jesus that my husband is doing this with me and therefore understands every time I try to bite his head off.
I'm retracting my last statement. He's sitting in the room teasing me now. He likes irritable Chelsa. He appreciates a strong woman!
So, my plan of attack is to check in tomorrow and make some sense of this rambling. I'll explain what I'm doing, how I'm doing it, why...etc.
For now. I'm going to go drink hot tea, my husband has strict orders not to speak to me and I will be watching a movie for the next 2 hours while I pretend my stomach isn't going to eat itself.
Happy evening to you too!
Ok, I just had to get that out. I started a cleanse today. I'm following a program out of the book "Clean" by Alejandro Junger.
Now, bearing in mind that I'm in no mood to discuss anything because I'm having a really hard time not jumping out of my skin, you can decide weather or not you want to take the intrepid journey into my world right now.
I really can't be bothered to go into depth or explain anything as this moment. Suffice it to say, my body is going through withdrawals and I'm not handling it with much grace.
Thank dear baby Jesus that my husband is doing this with me and therefore understands every time I try to bite his head off.
I'm retracting my last statement. He's sitting in the room teasing me now. He likes irritable Chelsa. He appreciates a strong woman!
So, my plan of attack is to check in tomorrow and make some sense of this rambling. I'll explain what I'm doing, how I'm doing it, why...etc.
For now. I'm going to go drink hot tea, my husband has strict orders not to speak to me and I will be watching a movie for the next 2 hours while I pretend my stomach isn't going to eat itself.
Happy evening to you too!
Ok, I'm interested!!! I'm gonna be following this to see what happens!! Happy Cleansing!!! I'm thinking, if you don't die (or murder someone else), maybe I'll try this cleanse diet too!!!!
ReplyDeleteYay! Hang in there Chelsa! I love your humor..captures exactly what I go through when I go on a Raw diet/cleanse. lol You are awesome!
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