Day 1 (right after weigh in)
Oh boy, that piece of cake I saved is near,
One big slice, I have no fear.
Besides, no pounds will ever show,
I've got seven whole days to go.
A day of shopping at the mall,
And a burger special – cheese, mayo and all.
I'll walk it off and get in gear.
Six days to go, no weigh-in near!
I think I'll skip my tuna lunch.
A Reuben Sandwich is what I'll munch.
With maybe a shake and chips, you know?
Besides, I've got five days to go!
For breakfast one egg, toast and juice.
Kids left their pancakes.
Oh! What's the use?
These days wasting food is such a sin,
And it's still four days till I weigh in.
Boy, the weekend is really rough.
Restaurant menus are very tough!
I'll work off this steak, no problem here.
In just three days I'll be in the clear?
Breakfast... I'll just have coffee today.
Maybe I'll lose some that way!
Supper... I'm starving – I could eat a whale.
Two more days till I step on that scale!
Now my nerves are really a wreck.
I might as well eat.
Oh! What the heck!
I'll drink tons of water and walk all night.
One day to go – I'll be alright.
Weigh in day
I polished off the pizza as a snack today.
But followed it with two bowls of Special K!
I gained two pounds – can you believe?
Maybe it's the Milky Way I've got up my sleeve.
Really, Weight Watchers works if you just take it slow.
I guess I didn't have seven days to go!