"Earl Grey, HOT!"

I'm a big Star Treck NG fan. Only people who have watched that show would understand the title of this post.

Picard would order his favorite tea, Earl Grey, from the simulator with that line. Sometimes I wish I had a simulator.

"Easy life, now!" or, "Money, quick!" or how about this one, "-75 lbs, stat!".

Unfortunately life isn't that easy. Maybe I should say fortunately, life isn't that easy. I can't imagine what this world would be like if nobody had to try and work hard for what they wanted. Oh wait, Obama's making that possible right now...so maybe my next request of the simulator would be, "GET ME OUTA HERE, NOW!".